Monday, November 24, 2008

Eviction Notice

Cheesecake,

Hi Darlin, it's your mama here. I can't begin to tell you how excited I am that you're almost here. I can't wait to hold you and see your little face, and finally know what you are - boy or girl. You are everything your daddy and I have wanted for so long, and the wait seems almost unbearable.

That being said, I'm done. I'm ready. Time for you to vacate the premises. I'm tired of the backaches, heartburn, and general discomfort. I'm sick of wearing the same 3 outfits over and over again. I hate feeling like I'm going to vomit after eating only a bite of my dinner. I miss my toes, being able to shave my legs and basically just groom myself. I miss turkey sandwiches, coffee and beer. I'm starting to feel selfish and am ready to have ownership of my body back.

Now, I know how lucky I am. I thank God every single day for you and for the fact that we were given this amazing gift. Please don't think of me as a horrible person. If you're a girl, you'll understand this one day as well.

So, if you don't mind doing your mama a favor, please arrive on time (or even a little early, if you see fit)...I promise Santa will be good to you this Christmas!!!

love you always and forever,
Mommy.

4 comments:

Tara said...

Yes, Cheesecake. I think your Ma has been more than generous in giving you a couple weeks notice. Also, if you could somehow connect with my baby and maybe you two could both come out at around the same time (yes, a little early would be nice) everybody would be all the more happy.

Sully said...

Wouldn't that be lovely? I'm just asking for a few days early, that's all. I'd also like to be home for Christmas if possible :)

Emily said...

I agree, both Tara & Sully's babies need to come out BEFORE Christmas. :)

Kymberli said...

I can't believe how close you are now!