If I ever reproduce, I swear I will never send out pictures of my children that double as "cards". Why, you may ask?
1. I won't send any possibly infertile friends into a crying jag over my incredibly cute baby dressed in holiday garb knowing that they may never get to do so.
2. These are all pre-printed and have taken me no time to sit and write out and therefore, lack feeling.
3. See #1
Am I a horrible person for being somewhat pissed off at my friends who have kids (and whose lives subsequently revolve around them)?
Yes, but I don't care.